joel locked himself out of his car today - with the keys inside, obviously - which proved way hilarious. he spent some time roaming around school, trying to think of a way to get himself out of the said predicament. he then realised that i was still in school.

*runs over a few first formers to the sixth form library*

"Hi..." he says. "Hello," i reply, surprised at him for still being in school. surprise turned into suspicion when he did the face. awww you know, the kind of expression when you accidentally crash into your friend's car and are just about to tell him about it? welllll, that's just my own interpretation because naturally, i suspect the worst.

he looks at me, i look at him. how endearing.
"Did you crash into my car?" i asked as matter-of-factly as i could.
"... ..."
"What?!"
"... yes, i crashed into your car."
my eyes dont exactly pop out, but were on the brink of doing so
and then he laughs. "Actually, my keys are locked in my car."
"So?"
"I need to borrow your car."

so i handed him my keys - YOU OWE ME KRISPY KREMES - and sent him on his way.




yes, i am a librarian. isnt that just exciting? *squeals*