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Bits and Pieces

Hello. Welllll, there isn't much to know about me. In other words, don't ask. Hey, but if you really want to know, one word: psychopath.. Anyways... I'm just another one of those bloggers out there, blogging about how crappy life is, etc. Pathetic, is it not? Life.

green-yellow.

baked japanese cheesecake again today due to popular demand. i like how it looks in the photo. may be a tad burnt but the ridges formed after it collapsed on itself were beautiful. reminds me of a breed of dog actually.

... a shar pei.
my cake looks like a dog!
or does the dog look like my cake? :/

now, about my little run-in with the prefects yesterday...

i'm late to school almost everyday, even with me driving like a maniac trying my best to overtake fellow drivers - who by the way drive like fucking four-year-olds in a kiddy cart. that wasnt the case on tuesday. simply, dad fetched me to school yesterday. i was late because there were another two brothers to drop off.

normally, being late isnt a problem. it is though, when there is the morning assembly. i arrived and noticed that all the classes were shut, much to my dismay. everyone was in the school hall.

i met a fellow schoolmate who was late too. in the end, he saved my arse when he spotted two prefects in the hallway. they didnt see me yet as i was in the stairwell, so i took off...

...and barricaded myself in the school lavatory.

worst. possible. choice. ever.

it was the safest though. i spent a few minutes inside, pondering life and its idiosyncrasies. i got out, and lingered for awhile outside. i was contemplating whether to get back to class when i saw a prefect and he saw me.

i made an ugly face and ran back inside.

now, people would normally choose to run to a place that has possibly more than one exit. i'm not of of them people. safe to say, i was trapped.

after spending another eternity drawing up escape plans within the confined space named stinkin' toilet, i sneaked outside. everything's cool, everything's cool... EVERYTHING'S NOT COOL as i spot not one but bloody three of 'em waiting for me outside. i hid behind a partition before the toilet entrance and just felt like dying.

one of them suddenly pops up beside me and i stiffen up like a board. the little bastard doesnt notice me though, and goes into that part of the toilet. BIG FAIL

i ran over to the other section of the toilet and waited, occasionally sneaking glances at their position. the third time, they were gone.

i ran out, and never felt so relieved.

HA, i won!



how trivial this looks now that i've typed it out.

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  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    9 July 2009 at 09:14  

    awesome stuff.

    i miss those days.doncha just feel like james bond? minus the sucky dialogue top

  • Blogger gerald. says so:
    9 July 2009 at 17:18  

    i would have felt like james bond had my heart not almost burst outta my chest.

    i'm a nervous wreck most of the time. HAR top