dead at the end of this entry.
yes. kidnapped, tortured and burnt at stake, or more likely staked, by mobs of passionate fans of the twilight series.
now, let me tell you something: i seriously cannot fathom how obsessed so many girls and boys have become with the series. even the boys in my school have joined the craze! and trust me when i say that is really something, it's really something. i've read the first book and honestly, i was not blown away, meaning i didnt have that certain crazy i-need-to-effing-get-the-sequel-or-i-WILL-spontaneously-combust impulse.
damn, i smell bleach... miniature killer. eeek.
i know novels are works of FICTION, but have you ever met characters so perfect prior to the series?
oh gawd, if all it takes is a vampire bite to be like that, please, by all means! hopefully my skin clears up, my teeth align perfectly and my eyes turn greyish green too. yay.
random thought: edward cullen is so perfect that even robert pattinson, who's portraying him in the movie, isnt even this close! he's too perfect! no human being can embody him! so why bother making a movie when the standards have been set mt everest high? everyone will just be disappointed.
i'm not being bias just because i can, but i didnt really find the plot something i would shout about, much less those perfect vampires. i guess some people need someplace to indulge their fantasies in. being that pretty girl in presence of super-duper-burnt-her-panties hot vampire? OR even being the super-duper-melted-my-hot-fudge-sundae hot vampire himself?
now, let me tell you something: i seriously cannot fathom how obsessed so many girls and boys have become with the series. even the boys in my school have joined the craze! and trust me when i say that is really something, it's really something. i've read the first book and honestly, i was not blown away, meaning i didnt have that certain crazy i-need-to-effing-get-the-sequel-or-i-WILL-spontaneously-combust impulse.
damn, i smell bleach... miniature killer. eeek.
i know novels are works of FICTION, but have you ever met characters so perfect prior to the series?
this, is edward cullen.
impossibly beautiful.
skin "like marble";
pale, ice cold,
impossibly beautiful.
skin "like marble";
pale, ice cold,
and sparkles in sunlight like diamonds.
scent and voice so inconceivably seductive.
facial features perfect and angular;
high cheekbones,
strong jawline,
a straight nose,
and beautiful, full lips.
hair always in casual disarray...
scent and voice so inconceivably seductive.
facial features perfect and angular;
high cheekbones,
strong jawline,
a straight nose,
and beautiful, full lips.
hair always in casual disarray...
oh gawd, if all it takes is a vampire bite to be like that, please, by all means! hopefully my skin clears up, my teeth align perfectly and my eyes turn greyish green too. yay.
random thought: edward cullen is so perfect that even robert pattinson, who's portraying him in the movie, isnt even this close! he's too perfect! no human being can embody him! so why bother making a movie when the standards have been set mt everest high? everyone will just be disappointed.
i'm not being bias just because i can, but i didnt really find the plot something i would shout about, much less those perfect vampires. i guess some people need someplace to indulge their fantasies in. being that pretty girl in presence of super-duper-burnt-her-panties hot vampire? OR even being the super-duper-melted-my-hot-fudge-sundae hot vampire himself?
pauses
wow. that is really orgasmic.
oh, i dunno... maybe i should give the other books a try...
oh, i dunno... maybe i should give the other books a try...
oh lord. OH NO YOU DONT. almost lured me to the darkside...
oh shucks. cookies? i'll reconsider.
4 August 2008 at 23:14
it was tolerable when i read it back when no one has even heard of the story.
it was eons after i finished the third book that the craze started.
darn those people exploiting the series. top
5 August 2008 at 10:36
it's not the whole physical thing... more of the persona. it makes being a vampire worth being. not just the scary bloody gore but they actually "abstain" n are sincerely nice people :)
i just read hoping Bella'll grow some balls and stop being so pathetic top
5 August 2008 at 11:14
True. I love the series. Though I highly doubt the movie will live up the the hype. Come on. It's the harry potter guy. Eww... top
6 August 2008 at 16:59
Boo to Twilight! Stupid vampires... My friend got the latest book, and as much as I hate the series, I'm going to read it. 'Cause I'm going to laugh at the lameness top