if only howlers existed.
what the hell...
imagine someone next to you, chewing food/ bubblegum/ shit/ whatever. now imagine that person chewing it with his/her mouth open. imagine the squishy, mushy noises. imagine the goddamn irritating opening and closing of the mouth with food floating and bobbing around the idiot's good-for-nothing orifice. IMAGINE.
so, okay, i ask you to SHUT your damn mouth because your damn uncivilised pig-like, chewing noises eff-ing piss me off. i do it politely. i do it under restraint. and what do i get?
could you PLEASE close your mouth when you chew?
why dont you go sit somewhere else then?
*goes nuclear*
IDIOT. I'D STILL BE ABLE TO HEAR IT EVEN FROM A MILE AWAY.
even if i did go sit somewhere else, i'd still hear your damn chewing, idiot. i'd just be across the damn table from you. then not only do i have the hear the damn noises, i'd also have to see your damn face.
and FYI, you should be the one getting up and sitting somewhere else. how dare you ask me to sit somewhere else when it's you who's the cause of the annoyance, you retard.
i have already told you countless times to please make it a habit to chew with you mouth closed. and here's why:
it's rude.
it's annoying.
it's disgusting.
but noooo, being the slob you are, you forget everytime.
i guess it's wired into their brains.
the ability to instantaneously forget and to chew with their mouths open.
i'm not stereotyping because it's true.
that was actually the 2nd time i asked the idiot to shut his damn mouth.
it happened like this:
the first time i asked him, he shut his mouth. fine.
but do you know why he was chewing in the first place?
he was chewing on some gum, in my opinion, that he shouldnt have taken in the first place.
the gum was taken from a jar of lollies that shouldnt have been there. how did it get there?
answer: a rude, RUDE person just took it out from the fridge when the art teacher clearly said that it was forbidden. he just took it out. from the fridge.
now, wouldnt you be pissed if someone took your CHOCOLATES from your fridge when before, you clearly told them it was not allowed? i dont know about the art teacher, but she didnt seem to mind.
the thing was, I WAS PISSED TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH. how can you just go to the kitchen, open the fridge, and take out something you're not suppose to take? got face already hyo?
i thought that it was very RUDE. only what an UNEDUCATED or STUPID or FERAL person would do. how can you give people the perception that your parents didnt instill any moral values unto you? they may not say it aloud but i can assure you that they were thinking it and saying in their mind: who do these imbeciles think they are?
and then when i tell you put the thing back into the fridge, you dont. instead you show your stupid monster face like what you did wasnt wrong.
i'm telling YOU, i'd give you a tight slap if it happens again.
anyway, back to the chewing issue. so as i was scolding the rude candy-jar person, the chews-with-freakin-mouth-open person was like this to him:
TSK TSK TSK TSK...
(you know? the disappointed, you-let-me-down tone)
i thought everything was going to be okay after that, that i could resume sketching my "WANNA GET SOMEONE KILLED?" poster peacefully. but nope, that wasnt how things were meant to be.
after awhile, the TSK-TSK-TSK person put his hand into the jar and takes out some chewing gum.
i reached a conclusion after that: i'm not the most hypocritical person on earth after all.
but seriously, that was some serious hypocritical shit, man... you tsk-tsk-tsk someone and then you take the candy the person was being tsk-tsk-tsked for?! what the...
THEN he starts chewing. dammit, i was so on the verge of stuffing in head into the candy jar.
YOU WANT CANDY? HERE'S YOUR CANDY!
*head is suddenly in candy jar*
sigh. so i asked him to shut his damn mouth.
but then i couldnt stand it and confronted him on his hypocritical saliva.
dont you think it was very hypocritical of you,
taking the chewing gum?
taking the chewing gum?
*offended and in self-defence, he sighs,
yes, SIGHS, like it's me who's the fool*
yes, SIGHS, like it's me who's the fool*
it's true. you tsk-tsk-tsk and then you take it.
it's very self-contradictory.
it's very self-contradictory.
*still offended. then he does his trademark sigh again*
you didnt need to say that to me.
sorry, i couldnt help it already.
then say it in your mind la!
(what the...)
that's one of the various unintelligent arguments i've had with him so far. cant i have a more intelligible response? *my turn to SIGH*
that argument over, i returned to my sketching. then i heard it. it's like retribution for berating him over his hypocritical ass. how childish. i exploded anyway.
*squish muish ruish*
BOOOOOM!
---insert 2nd argument here---
i would have given him a kick in the head, but then i'd be a hypocrite, wouldnt i? after all, i did say that i am a really, really good person.
bleh~
sigh... siblings.
yes, that is correct. i am very long-winded. but as a sufferer of OCD, i just cant help it. lol. i just want you guys to understand the entire situation, thats all.
howlers are letters that howl at you when opened. the ones in the harry potter world? yea, those.
18 April 2008 at 09:11
jeezzz.. i tot it was that crying can-i-hv-ur-cookies fella.
don tell me its dennis =( top
18 April 2008 at 12:59
omgomgomg!!
I WENT TO SPRINKLES AND GOT CUPCAKES FROM THERE.
feels so good to be a part of history. it was like eating art :P top