what the...
i was walking towards class this morning. as i was entering through the door, i saw that the notice board had a big gaping hole in it. i was puzzled. well, because my class notice board didnt have a big gaping hole in it. it was too late to turn around, so as i entered the class, i was facing a huge crowd of unfamiliar faces.
*stares at people*
*people stare back*
*jaw drops and runs out of the class*
*seumas laughs in the distance*
yes... dammit, i entered the wrong class.
another incident that had caused much humiliation for me, and another member of my family, occurred a few years back.
as i was in the afternoon school session, i had time for breakfast/lunch/brunch/whatever with my mum. on that occasion, we went to gurney plaza. after breakfast/lunch/brunch/whatever, my mum had to do some grocery shopping. after bla bla bla bla, it was time to pay up.
we were waiting in line behind a lady. so when she was waiting to sign the credit card bill, the cashier scanned our items. my mum told me to push the trolley back, so i did.
if you havent noticed, the cashier lane is very narrow. so narrow, it can only accommodate one trolley or maybe just two people at a time.
sequence of events:
- pushing trolley towards the end of the lane
- lady in the way
- still tries to push through
- trolley and lady's bum connect
- lady makes a sound + irritated face
- everyone turns to stare
- still trying to push through, oblivious
- lady's bum is SQUEEZED and COMPRESSED by the trolley
- mum stares, cashier stares, everyone stares
- push reverse push reverse push reverse
- lady's bum goes up down up down up down
SIGH.
everything else is just a blur. all i know is that i really pissed the lady off and embarrassed my mum. dont ask me why she didnt move. maybe she liked having her bum massaged...
okay... get that out of my head.
i think about all the humiliating events in my life every now and then. and then i laugh at myself. so dont be alarmed if you happen to see me laughing with/at myself. laughing with/at oneself is usually a symptom of psychosis too. but you can rest assured that it is not in this situation... i think.
oh whatever. right now, my thoughts = scrambled egg.
what is your embarrassing moment?