april fools' day... just went bye bye.
nobody played an april fools' joke on me.
well, one person in class next to me did. but it was kinda l-a-m-e. it was so lame, the l-a-m-e i used to describe it doesnt even deserve to be in capital form.
i think i prefer halloween anyway, even when we dont get to go out dressed like condoms or hookers or spongebob. we dont even get lollies. pfffft. malaysians with their invisible, sugar-free candy in hands when the door goes ding-dong...
trick or treat!
HAR! WALAU A! KIA SI WA!
(kids dressed in totally scary barney and emo, ahem, elmo costumes run away screaming)
(to any ang mo people reading my blog, the one in red means: AHHH! OH MY GOD! YOU FUGLY THINGS ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!)
in the end, they complain that this is why we have to mengekalkan our budaya ketimuran.
eat my gangrene foot, you real-life monster.
i'm thinking of dressing up as a banana this year.
no, really. i'm serious.
2 April 2008 at 06:42
thanks for thinking about us ang-mo people out there! top
2 April 2008 at 21:54
oo. me a choc muffin. or a dildo. or a chocolate dildo.. top