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Exam questions that were rejected
A lot of people say that the exams are too easy. Is the answer A: Yes or B: David Beckham.
With illustrations describe the Prophet Muhammad.
A Virgin train is travelling at 120 miles per hour between London and Manchester, what time will it be cancelled?
All P.E teachers are paedophiles, discuss...
If the world's temperature is rising at 2 degrees per decade, what is the point of anything?!
Spell 'Mississippi', without looking at how we've spelt it in the question.
Two cars are speeding, one is being driven by a black man, which one will be stopped?
Do you think kids spend too much time with their Playstations? Answer: 'Cross', 'Triangle', 'Circle' or 'Square'.
Tick the box: A, B or C to receive the grade A, B or C.
Sex education practical, report to me in the stationery cupboard.
If I add 1/8 to 1/16, how stoned will I be?
Can you master this phrase?: 'Do you want fries with that?'
HA x3
i got it from mock of the week. a british game show.
Things you wouldn't hear on a driving test
When I slap the dashboard with my forehead, I'd like you to crawl out of the wreckage and fetch help.
Ok, when I give you the signal, I want you to wind the window down and call the cyclist a wanker!
OK, when I say go, foot down, straight through the jewellers', get what you can!
You made one mistake, sir, a pine air freshener doesn't cover up the smell of a dead hitchhiker.
(The noise of a car screeching to a holt) "Well, if she doesn't get up, you've definitely failed!"
Well, at least we know the airbags work!
When there's nobody else on the motorway, you should always drive in the middle lane, just in case you fall asleep, you've got a bit longer to, er...
If I fail, can I still keep driving my taxi?
Me, in a car, can't believe it!
On my signal, I'd like you to mount the pavement and kill my ex-wife.
When there's nobody else on the motorway, you should always drive in the middle lane, just in case you fall asleep, you've got a bit longer to, er...
If I fail, can I still keep driving my taxi?
Me, in a car, can't believe it!
On my signal, I'd like you to mount the pavement and kill my ex-wife.
i'm laughing. and i'm in pain.