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Bits and Pieces

Hello. Welllll, there isn't much to know about me. In other words, don't ask. Hey, but if you really want to know, one word: psychopath.. Anyways... I'm just another one of those bloggers out there, blogging about how crappy life is, etc. Pathetic, is it not? Life.

superficiality.

fake.
artificial.
phony.
fraud.
pretender.
pseudo.
bogus.
dont you just love rainbows?


yep, that's what i am in (edited)photos.
but you seriously cant like, blame me right?
i have:
  • dark circles, although not as serious as sara's.
  • boring eye colour. urgh, the common brown... i need some 'pop'.
  • and the most disconcerting, BAD skin. i'd give up [something?] for good skin.

so dont go telling me how everyone should see the original me because the original me is just kinda unsightly. i know, i know, nobody is perfect, but they should try to look good right?

---after a bit of thought---

sigh. okay, fine. so image manipulation isn't good. it gives people the wrong impression. sorry, people! so sorry you get to see the better-looking side of me! i think i should subject all of you to the acne-ridden, cow-eyed side of me next time then! the original me! i can feel the excitement building up too! woohoo.


IN YOUR DREAMS,
ASSHOLES.
so keep dreaming.





i'm still not saying it's necessarily a good thing though.
i admit i do get carried away sometimes.
and nope, you wont be seeing any before/after photos. i've seen them myself, and i have to say that it's kinda scary.

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