of sleeping, waking, and then pee-ing.
as the title implies, yes, i did wake up from my zombie sleep last night to pee.
urm... in more pressing matters, i've realised i have acid reflux(you're not alone, ashlee!). it's quite iritating, really. it's like bubbles of gas wanna escape my stomach. it gives you the sensation that you're about to burp. instead, it just gets trapped in your throat area and therefore, causes pain behind the sternum(the breastbone, you duds). damn. whatever, i can get high on the drugs they give me.
besides realising that, i've realised i've got a really bossy dord(dork+nerd) and a mudblood(portuguese+m'sian) as my english oral test partners. usually i'm the one in-charge, but since the dord seems to be taking matters into his hands, i'll just lay back and "relak la!". although i must admit that i feel uncomfortable about the test since i'm not THE ONE IN CONTROL. and today, i had plenty of free periods(who knew where the hell the teachers were). the ones before recess were really boring but i was in control. but i wasnt in control anymore for the ones after recess. the dord came over, wanting to prepare the oral test script. i was like "WHA--?!" he was like so agitated, like he's gotta finish it. what's the rush man? i bet j.lo's 'Do It' could be his theme song. the mudblood was nowhere to be seen tho. that one too relak ady.
something really wrong happened on monday. it was chemistry class, and the teacher was drawing test tubes on the whiteboard. then suddenly she told us not to think yang bukan-bukan. everyone was like "WHAT THE F!" in fact, nobody was thinking about that bukan-bukan stuff. nobody would have thought that if she didnt say anything. sigh. i guess that's what happens when one doesnt have a sex life. thinking that test tubes look like condoms? (or penis? i didnt really know what was going through her sex-deprived state of mind) that's not right at all. uh uh. euck.
urm... in more pressing matters, i've realised i have acid reflux(you're not alone, ashlee!). it's quite iritating, really. it's like bubbles of gas wanna escape my stomach. it gives you the sensation that you're about to burp. instead, it just gets trapped in your throat area and therefore, causes pain behind the sternum(the breastbone, you duds). damn. whatever, i can get high on the drugs they give me.
besides realising that, i've realised i've got a really bossy dord(dork+nerd) and a mudblood(portuguese+m'sian) as my english oral test partners. usually i'm the one in-charge, but since the dord seems to be taking matters into his hands, i'll just lay back and "relak la!". although i must admit that i feel uncomfortable about the test since i'm not THE ONE IN CONTROL. and today, i had plenty of free periods(who knew where the hell the teachers were). the ones before recess were really boring but i was in control. but i wasnt in control anymore for the ones after recess. the dord came over, wanting to prepare the oral test script. i was like "WHA--?!" he was like so agitated, like he's gotta finish it. what's the rush man? i bet j.lo's 'Do It' could be his theme song. the mudblood was nowhere to be seen tho. that one too relak ady.
something really wrong happened on monday. it was chemistry class, and the teacher was drawing test tubes on the whiteboard. then suddenly she told us not to think yang bukan-bukan. everyone was like "WHAT THE F!" in fact, nobody was thinking about that bukan-bukan stuff. nobody would have thought that if she didnt say anything. sigh. i guess that's what happens when one doesnt have a sex life. thinking that test tubes look like condoms? (or penis? i didnt really know what was going through her sex-deprived state of mind) that's not right at all. uh uh. euck.
okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay... (never-ending)
this is what my tuition teacher says when he's figuring out how to solve an add maths problem.
creepy.
anyways, my cousin sara (and her mum) from KL came down on monday. so now the house is crammed. aus cousins + kl cousins + my family + others = keeping up with the extra kardashians(m'sian version). in other news, did you know sara is obsessed with gossip girl? your answer should be: i dont care, really. but anyway, she asked jack(aus cousin #1) to download it from the net(illegally duh) and transfer it to her, as she would emphasise, the very rare red(product) ipod nano. jack was searching for her show on some application and guess what turned up. gossip gorilla. i know, haha.
sara wanted to watch some horror movies, so we watched ju-on 2, the grudge etc. *everyone screams* somehow, jack, who was playing the psp, screamed too when everyone was screaming. his reason: everyone screamed so i screamed because i was shocked everyone was screaming.
note: the unneeded repetitions were deliberate. dont you just love psychobabble?
oh great. i wanted to take a piss and guess what horrible thing happened. the toilet door was half-open so i thought nobody was in it. i opened it and saw my cousin(luckily just 8 years) making mudpie. i screamed and she screamed. it was funny, well, after you get over the initial shock.
joel, seumas and ck were caught by prefects this week. i wonder who's next.
to end today's edition of psychobabble: somebody's ripped pants(inclusive of butt)
the incident happened in this very house. i'll leave the guessing of whose butt it is to you.
that doesnt really censor it, does it? oh well...
buzzah.